Gonzo trains hard for death match with Congress

With all the lies he's told over the past few weeks, Gonzo needs to train hard to tell the truth:

Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales has retreated from public view this week in an intensive effort to save his job, spending hours practicing testimony and phoning lawmakers for support in preparation for pivotal appearances in the Senate this month, according to administration officials.

Sphere: Related Content

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

Gone-zales takes a dive in the 5th

Amendment, that is, but tequila is always a second option. That's about the only way to avoid charges of perjury and obstruction. Jeez...is Goodling that much smarter than her boss? After all, she did go to Falwell's law school. True. That and that alone is what qualified her to be so righteous in judging prosecutors who's been somewhere she hadn't ~ in a real court of law trying bad guys in front of a judge.

Trivia question: Do you know the name of the town Gone-zales grew up in?
Answer: HUMBLE, Texas.
And, no, I didn't make that up. I used to live there.

I thought Goodling went to

I thought Goodling went to Pat Robertson's law school. Robertson, Fallwell, what's the difference, right?

Right

Right. They're not training lawyers. Theyr're training political appointees.

Powered by Drupal - Design by artinet