Ever read something that makes you spit out your nose whatever you happen to be drinking at the time?

Here's a good one, from Bush spokesman Tony Snow:

"The president believes pardons and commutations should reflect a genuine determination to strengthen the rule of law and increase public faith in government."

Yes, commuting the sentence of an aide who covered up for his boss serves to increase faith in government. Wanna try that again, Tony?

For more on Snow's snow job, see Froomkin.